By MONISHA ISWARAN

IT HAS HAPPENED, ladies and gentlemen. Clinger Cass finally gets the one-on-on time she so desperately needs.

We all know she won’t win because her name isn’t Brooke or Brit, but we’ll play along.

Oshy kicks off with a little spiel about love. We get it Osh, you’re loved up – we see your Instagram posts.

Badgy picks Cass up in what looks like the magic school bus and takes her to Wet'n'Wild. Those budget cuts earlier in the season were clearly leading up to this one!

Clingy is SO flattered. It only took him 10 episodes and multiple dates with other girls to decide he could spare one for her. Who said romance was dead?

Badgy recaps for us how he knew Cass prior to the show. WE KNOW, she never shuts up about it.

They start off by experiencing a “skycoaster”. I have never understood this franchise’s need to dangle people in the air way above ground, but it seems to be a recurring factor.

There is a moment where they are worried they might be stuck up in the air together. Correction, BADGY was worried. Being stuck alone with Nick is Cass’s dream.

Then they hit the water slides – Cass in a tiny bikini that leaves us fearful of what may slip out unexpectedly.

Back at the house, the girls have been given a script entitled “Work out, look fab, and slip in a few subtle disses about how crazy Cass is about Nick.”

Badgy and Clingy head to this week’s designated D&M zone. Cass just goes on about how crazy she is for him and asks him if he’s into her.

He says she is a “nice girl” and that she has a “glow” and they make out. Oh, and she gets a rose – stop leading her on!!

GROUP DATE TIME.  “Life transformation coach”  Emily is here to help the crew conquer their fears. Let’s be real, she’s another extra playing a part – She isn’t as good as Steve the “human lie detector”. #bringbacksteve.

The gang does a series of activities that apparently help with their fears of abandonment and vulnerability issues etc.

I could be alone in wondering how crawling through mud helps with that, so someone tweet at me and let me know!

Jamie-Lee suddenly starts talking about her moonboot again. Look, I don’t blame the girl. If someone wanted me to basically drown in mud I would fake a sprained ankle too.

Badgy is using this excuse to see the girls “rough it out” – AKA see them without makeup.

He is ecstatic they get this chance to bond. It’s the best when you get to spend time with your future girlfriend and the backup squad!

Osher comes back freshly showered, mud-free, clothes pressed, just had a shiatsu – proving once and for all he is the true life coach guru. Take that, Emily.

Russian-handstand-gymnast-single-mum Dasha wins the extra time, and wants to establish if she and Nick still have a connection. In short, they don’t. It’s like having a contest to see if her date can be as awkward as Jamie-Lee’s.

Badgy is hurt and shocked. Why would the connection have faded when he never spends time with her ever?

We then progress to a rose ceremony where, for the first time, every second cut isn’t to Cass’s eyes of fear. Moonboot girl goes home, no one is surprised.

Stay tuned for the next episode as commercials promise we will see Badgy in ballet tights.