By MONISHA ISWARAN
We open on some beautiful shots of majestic trees – the Badgelor’s natural habitat.
Badgy seems more excited about riding a motorbike than the girl he’s picked – Tenille – but to be fair, she’s only said about two words all season.
They arrive at a bee farm, which has got to be the most erotic date Channel 10 has aired since the infamous season three chocolate bathtub.
While Badgy is feeding Tenille honeycomb she goes, “I don’t know whether to swallow it. What’s happening here?” The producers all literally die of happiness, they can’t believe their luck.
They then proceed to the designated "D&M couch" to drink honey mead (they really broke the bank with this one).
Tenille always said she wouldn’t kiss on a first date but Badgy’s mating rituals are too much to resist. They mack on. We are all worried if she still has beeswax stuck in her teeth.
But wait what drama is going on back in the mansion?!! GASP. Three new forgettable girls come in.
One tells Badgy how she grew up with lots of “animal pets” – I’m glad she clarified because people who have human pets don’t belong on this show.
Sweet and lovely Brooke ends up causing an intruder to hurt their ankle – we did NOT see this coming. Brooke is meant to be cute, fun and bland – someone needs to tell her to remember how she's typecast.
An injured girl presents the opportunity for Badgy to be a macho man and carry her around – even if she’s faking this for attention the producers Do. Not. Want. Her. To. Stop.
Now the dramatic climax of the episode: Evil minion Romy decides to bully Tenille.
Tenille storms off set – It’s all too much!
The prison guards producers try to stop her running off into the bush but she is a girl on a mission.
We then see a lot of camera swerving and blurry shots as one producer (we assume it’s Rachel from the show Unreal) runs after her to “make sure she’s okay” – AKA make sure she captures the moment on camera.
“It’s really dangerous out there, babe.”
Yeah, there are trees and stuff. Translation: Don’t get so far away that this isn’t on camera – it’s the highlight of the season so far.
After coaxing her into coming back (I hope this producer chick gets a raise), there is a semi-cute sisterhood moment where the producer offers Tenille her shoes to walk on the gravel.
Two girls we barely know go home, including "awkward kiss girl" from just last week (ouch!)
But that’s not the important part – we are all now focused on the fact that Romy is Australia’s public enemy No.1 for making sweet, honeycomb-sucking Tenille cry.
The other girls move one step closer to sipping honeymead with Badgy on their honeymoon (Just kidding, they’ll probably last two months post-filming, tops).